REVIEW: 7 GUARDIANS OF THE TOMB is a new entry in the "nature run amok" thriller sub-genre from Kimble Rendall, the director of the 2012 "sharks in a flooded supermarket" film BAIT.
7 GUARDIANS OF THE TOMB isn't.© 1998 - present JoBlo Media Inc., All Rights Reserved | JoBlo® is a trademark of JoBlo Media Inc. Rendall and his three co-writers tried very hard to establish an emotional connection with Jia, piling on the personal issues: one of the missing men is her brother; her father co-founded Biotech, so she has known Grammer all her life; and she lost both parents in a plane crash when she was very young. As if being trapped in an underground tomb with spiders that have exceptionally strong venom (the typical funnel web bite can kill a person in under 12 hours, and these particular funnel web spiders are even more deadly than that) weren't enough, the characters also have to navigate secret passageways and bypass traps that were put in the tomb because the emperor who had the place built thought these would help him escape from death.

The best bit of action happens before the film gets to the underwhelming stuff in the tomb of the title, a notable sequence I wasn't expecting at all.

Read More When Grammer wasn't on the screen, I could only sit there and hope he'd be back soon. As the search and rescue team makes their way toward the tomb, a huge dust storm hits, putting out electrical discharge that happens to ignite gas that's seeping through the desert floor from old coal mines.

Since the only thing that makes it worth seeing is the man who used to play Frasier Crane, I like to call it "Frasier vs. Spiders"... and now that Kelsey Grammer has made his entrance into nature run amok movies, I'm hoping he'll turn up in another one someday. Honest Thief (2020) An innocent discovery of a well-preserved mummified Chinese Emperor from 200 B.C. He then loses contact. Originally titled The Nest 3D, Guardians of the Tomb is the absolute worst type of transparent manufacturing found in the film industry.

while sending them (or attempting to send them) to their doom. When you buy 3 specially marked General Mills items at Target between 8/29-10/3. And yet, despite all this effort, I didn't feel any more strongly about Jia than I did about the characters who were predictably spider fodder.Along the way, the group also ends up taking care of a little girl whose family has been killed by the spiders from the tomb. In this team there's an archaeologist to provide exposition once the group is down in the tomb, an amusingly clueless and irreverent driver, a logistics specialist whose most memorable trait is that she's diabetic, Grammer's EXPENDABLES 3 co-star Kellan Lutz as the search and rescue specialist with a dark past (we find out all about it whether you care or not - and you won't), and producer Li Bingbing as our heroine, Jia.
As a team of scientists who lose a colleague in an ancient labyrinth, the motley crew must work together to recover him while trying to make the discovery of a century. Sign up for a FANALERT® and be the first to know when tickets and other exclusives are available in your area.An innocent discovery of a well-preserved mummified Emperor from 200 BC China unearths a 2000-year-old nightmare - a secret that should have remained buried. In their quest they find themselves underground, battling ancient, terrifying Chinese magic and making their way through a swarm of deadly, man-eating spiders – only to uncover the secret behind the insects’ power and intelligence.


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